Goodbye World… in August

I recently read how scientists are planning on destroying the world this August by turning on a doomsday device buried deep inside the Alps which in theory could create a black hole and destroy this planet as we know it… here’s the article.

“Critics of the LHC filed a lawsuit in a Hawaiian court in March seeking to block its startup, alleging that there was “a significant risk that … operation of the Collider may have unintended consequences which could ultimately result in the destruction of our planet.”

Scary stuff… kinda.

Apparently they’re searching for dark matter, or more dimensions or something. I guess three isn’t enough.. people are so greedy - especially those sciencey types!

Anyway if the world is going to end in August, then I have a month to do everything I’ve ever wanted to do before I die. Hence the list:

1) Write a novel

2) Climb a mountain

3) Go skydiving

4) Get shot

5) Get married and have a family (call me if your interested)

6) Write a Script

That’s all I can think of right now cause I’m distracted by Coldplay..

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7.3.08 / 2am
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